Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 305 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/285 points)
Clear levels 1-6
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Kill them.
Enter the Playground
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/375 points)
That's a pretty good kick!
Give the Shotgun a go!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.